I have seen "Paris is Burning", but don't really remember anything else

Hee. I think it is that kind of film. It isn't bad, it just isn't very memorable.

As for crushes on Delon, I think they come rather naturally. (though with his strong sense of 'Pretty boy with a damaged psyche' thing going on, he did appeal more to me as a teenager than what he does now. yet I will maintain the claim that he looks like some fallen angel.)