That? Right there? Is possibly the best crack fic plot I've heard in ages. Imagine Palpatine, Voldemort and co around the poker table. Tensions are high. "I raise you with a Skywalker", Palpatine says. "Damn!", Voldemort mutters. "Not a Skywalker. Now all bets are of. They might go to the dark side - but they never seem to stay there!"
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Imagine Palpatine, Voldemort and co around the poker table. Tensions are high.
"I raise you with a Skywalker", Palpatine says.
"Damn!", Voldemort mutters. "Not a Skywalker. Now all bets are of. They might go to the dark side - but they never seem to stay there!"