baleanoptera: (Soldier with tounge)
baleanoptera ([personal profile] baleanoptera) wrote2007-07-24 11:09 am

We meet again Mr. Bond

Finally! A place where you can purchase villains! Or not?

I'm pretty sure they meant well - but calling you web-site about Villa's in Montenegro: "myvillainmontenegro.com" makes me think of other things than buying property. Hee.
sunnyskywalker: Young Beru Lars from Attack of the Clones; text "Sunnyskywalker" (HanBond)

[personal profile] sunnyskywalker 2007-07-24 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that where dark lords get their minions? Do they win them in poker games at Casino Royale?

[identity profile] baleanoptera.livejournal.com 2007-07-24 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That? Right there? Is possibly the best crack fic plot I've heard in ages.
Imagine Palpatine, Voldemort and co around the poker table. Tensions are high.
"I raise you with a Skywalker", Palpatine says.
"Damn!", Voldemort mutters. "Not a Skywalker. Now all bets are of. They might go to the dark side - but they never seem to stay there!"
sunnyskywalker: Young Beru Lars from Attack of the Clones; text "Sunnyskywalker" (Expositionmort)

[personal profile] sunnyskywalker 2007-07-25 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not a Skywalker. Now all bets are of. They might go to the dark side - but they never seem to stay there!"

*dies* Any chance you could write a few more snippets like that?